Northern Territory: Lock Your Fucking Doors

When I first saw today's headline I thought they'd forgot to change it over from yesterday.  But no, it's actually another one about a child killer, this time in the form of former father, husband and son in law Dennis Rostron, who in 1988 murdered his two infant sons, his wife and her parents.

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Director of Public Prosecutions enlightened us all with a piercingly true statement.

'He abused their trust in the worst possible way by taking their lives.'

There's nothing like resurfacing an event that happened 24 years ago to instill fear in the public.

Chief Minister Terry Mills, who locals are dubbing the 'Nixon of NT' has advised us to tell people drinking in public spaces to stop.  Bad advice, according to Nam Loeht of 'The Slums.'  We are currently unsure if The Slums is a pub rock band or an actual area.

'In November 2006 I confronted a drunk, drug dealing pedophile where I live.  What did it get me?  No more career, facial fractures, loss of eyesight in one eye, bleeding kidneys just for a start.' 

That part is all true, by the way.

'And that was just for a start.  You should have seen what happened next.  A crocodile ate my child, was resurrected from the dead and is now studying physics at uni', is probably what Loeht would have said happened next.

These drunk, drug dealing pedofiles or 'DDDPs' are becoming a public safety issue and are not going unnoticed.  Local Jean Nicholson fears for her safety as outlined in the image below, from NT News 31 Jan 2013.

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl, ahahaha

'I'm just a little old lady who's scared of anything.  You can't trust anyone these days, what with these teenage rapists smoking cane toads, and drunken Aboriginals.  I mean it's our land, if they don't like the rules they can leave.'

In the ghettos of the Territory, simply talking to anyone can get you clouted on the head.  Friends of Jean have reported she has started listening to 'gangster rap' music, and has been writing some raps of her own, focusing on 'making it out of the projects someday', and that they are 'not even wack.'

She's also considering upgrading her old fashioned revolver to something more modern, like an automatic pistol.

'I can conceal it under my dress when I leave the house, it fits snugly in my knickers', says Jean with a twinkle in her eye, and a twinkle down her leg because she's getting older and can't control her bladder like she used to.

'I can't wait to show off my new piece at bingo.'